life as it is

greetings to all you creatures of this planet and other planets[u never
know these days who has access to the net]..welcome to my world, a place where you will be gently led towards the path of confusion..when you attain this state i shall help you go crazy for a while and then guide you towards freakishness...then when you find your whole life in a state of utter chaos and mess i shall be pleased with myself, sip my mug of coffee with a wide smile of contentment feeling all happy and mail you my house add so that you can award me for my services in cash/kind..
fear not my friend i am here i shall save thee from your sanity and help you towards much higher and meaningful things in life...
untill then stay weird and don try fitting in coz you are meant to stand out...